But nakid caveman games?
GameMakerBlog and GMNews recently posted their search engine statistics. I’ve followed suit.
My top searches, in order of most prominent are:
gm server
nakedpaultoast
game maker decompiler
caveman craig
gm obfuscator
39dll
Or slight derivatives. It’s obvious people are looking for the decompiler, or information about it, anyway. I’ve never received any hits from people looking for GM cracks or key-gens, but until now, those terms haven’t appeared anywhere in my blog.
It was at this point, that my search terms start to vary drastically. Not limiting myself to strictly Game Maker, I get very different search terms. It’s to be expected.
ramp boy
fucked up bible verses
intelligent design exposed
masonic bible verses
This is where it gets good. The interaction of some of the words used here, often innocently, can have dramatic results, when used together.
I don’t know what I find funnier, the combination of words that can sometimes lead to this blog, or that some people are actually searching for these terms.
All of these search terms, have been searched for more than once:
naked behemoth - Yup, big and naked, just how we like’em.
measuring dick - I guess it’s time somebody came up with a standard starting point, to put the tape measure.
Naked Paul - Can’t we narrow it down just a little bit.
gmc toast problematik? - I must have pissed off some German.
dick measuring party - This one is just funny. Hey, if you’re not doing anything tonight, c’mon over. Me and the boys are having a little party. Oh yeah! Bring a tape measure.
wil wheaton naked - I was shocked at how many people want to see this guy, out of his red ensign uniform.
Mark Overmars Naked - Not quite a Sydney Poitier, but the “To Sir With Love” phenomenon, can be a pretty strong force. But hey, if people want to see Mark naked, who am I to judge.
And my number one, favorite, search term that lead to this blog?
but nakid caveman games
July 22nd, 2008 at 4:41 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
That made my day! Just give a sense on how messed up this world is, some people actually exist who think that way / search for these things. Awesome!
July 22nd, 2008 at 6:19 pm
Since making this post, there’s a new search term. Worth mentioning, “naked construction workers”. Good to see the female Web users better represented.
KC? That you?
July 22nd, 2008 at 7:16 pm
Interesting social statistic? Sadly unsurprising datum? Creepy beyond words?
You be the judge.
July 23rd, 2008 at 5:48 am
“Worth mentioning, “naked construction workers”. Good to see the female Web users better represented.
KC? That you?”
– NakedPaulToast
No. Perhaps it was Mrs. Toast.
Maybe she’s looking for someone to remodel the kitchen. Yeah, that’s it.
July 23rd, 2008 at 9:02 am
Co-incidentally, as we speak, we’re having our roof done. There are all kinds of young, tanned, buff, shirtless guys on the roof right now.
October 6th, 2008 at 9:49 am
I wouldn’t be surprised if someone was lead to my website via that search term. That’s real cute.